New Twitter Account Bitches!

Hey Bitches!!!!

I finally got a twitter, I should have done this months ago. My first tweet, as they call it, is appropriately aimed at that dickhead Roger Ebert. He was bashing Ryan Dunn about drinking and driving.

I typed a simple, yet accurate statement on my twitter.

#GodBlessRyanDunn

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Remembering the Legend: Ryan Dunn

Hey bitches,

Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera

Jackass: The Movie

This is a sad day for Jackass fans. I loved Jackass, Viva la Bam and Bam's Unholy Union. I've watched Bam, Ryan and the gang for many years. Some of the stuff they did was nasty, but their stunts were amazing. Ryan Dunn's Porsche was found in a forest area and quote "engulfed in flames". They are speculating that alcohol was involved; however, this is tragic. There was a passenger in the car with Ryan, that has yet to be identified.

Today, am I not a stuck up bitch... today I mourn with Ryan's friends, family and millions of fans. Ryan, you made me laugh on countless occasions - you made me wet my Ralph Lauren panties.

Here is a video from Bam's parents, they are both upset, confused, shocked and saddened. Please send your prayers out to Ryan, his friends and family and his girlfriend. She loved him dearly. April said Bam is out of town, he doesn't know what to think of the whole thing. Most if not all of the other Jackass guys have posted something on their twitter accounts.

TMZ interview with Phil and April Margera

Bam's heart is shreded, you can feel his pain in the video.
Please pray for Bam, he needs peace for his mind and heart.

Who else could get away with giving Miley Cyrus the creeps?

Please check out Ryan's new show "Proving Ground", it just started airing on E3.

Here are 5 things you didn't know about Ryan

We love you Ryan :)

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Celebrities that are uncircumcised....

Hey bitches,

I was very shocked after watching a video on youtube about "uncut" celebrities. I don't think I will ever be able to look at them the same. I find myself immediately uninterested in them, regardless of how handsome they are. I just can't go there... it's weird! I'm not trying to imply that all men should be circumcised; however, I personally don't find the "uncut" variety appealing. I'm clearly stating an opinion, so don't get your knickers in a bunch.

Hang on to your pantie hoes and watch this video...

And I thought Rob's obsession with Texas was too much to handle... this is shocking. I am so uncomfortable right now. I just want to scream and freak out about this. Twilight will never be the same...

Apparently, there is this guy in San Francisco that wants circumcision banned on children under 18. He is trying to have a bill passed to make this illegal... what I find disgusting, is his stupid comic book titled "Foreskin Man". Whether the bill is anti-Semitic or not, the comic book is very blatant about it. "Monster Mohel" is portrayed as an evil man in a black hat (aka) a Rabbi. If people don't want their sons circumcised, that is their choice. But it is unconstitutional to impose this ban over others, especially when it is a sacred religious tradition. What's next - public prayer banned? This could get ugly, bitches... Here are some pictures from the comic book, be your own judge.

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Nicolas Cage's estranged son undergoing a psych evaluation?

Hey bitches!

Eyes of Noctum
From left to right: nerd, mommas boy, whore, Weston Cage, freak, caveman.

Did you know that Nicolas (my hair is a bird's nest) Cage has a son... no, not the little asian kid with his new wife... but a white son from a previous bitch? His name is Weston Cage and he's in a death metal band. Weston isn't fooling around, he's seriously hardcore... meaning, it isn't an act like Alice Cooper. However, the more I look at pictures of Weston... the more I question any relation to Nicolas (my hair is a bird's nest) Cage. Check out these photos, you'll see what I mean...

Apparently Weston had just finished a session at the gym with his trainer and they both went to a restaurant nearby. Soon after they sat down, they were looking through the menu. Weston had ordered something his trainer did not approve of, due to his predetermined workout and diet plan. Weston freaked out and started shoving his trainer... the trainer pinned him to the ground, but let him go... Weston's temper tantrum continued until the police arrived and threatened to taze him. Even after they hand-cuffed him, he continued to fight - resulting in being strapped to a gurney headed towards a hospital/mental health facility for psychiatric evaluation.

As someone who has grown up with money, I know very well what it's like to get my way. If someone tells me "no", all hell breaks loose. Weston's reaction could have been caused because of one of two reasons: 1) Weston's dad is Nicolas (my hair is a bird's nest) Cage - he has access to unlimited funds and is a spoiled brat. 2) Weston had a horrible childhood and was told "no" too many times - now that he's older, he is trying to mend his old wounds covered in sorrow.... option 2 would explain the black metal.

If he's a spoiled brat, then he needs to learn how to avoid a temper tantrum. When I'm told "no", I use personal attacks - slice and dice them until they bleed and you get your way :)

If he's consumed in sorrow then this isn't a pathetic outburst, this is just sad.

This is Weston... several years ago.

I still don't think he's related to Nic... like, at all.

Love,
Jackie ^_^