#OCCUPYWALLSTREET | Anonymous Revolution

Hey bitches,


As I'm typing this, I'm monitoring the LiveStream on Anons blogspot. There are anarchists, revolutionaries, workers and Guy Fawks masks as far as the eye can see.

The day has only begun, but I want to hear from you. From the audience watching Anonymous, what do think of all of this? Some people are mad as hell at the bankers, others seem to want socialism and communism. What do you, the REAL people, want? We're all in this together as they say, I want to hear from you!


Love,
Jackie ^_^

Please see recommended books below.

Proper Protocol | Nobility Not Required

Hey bitches,


The End Of Era - Manners and Social Graces
It is disturbing and disgusting to walk down a street and pass an individual who has hacked-up a huge loogie the size of a fifty cent piece and spits it on the ground. Words cannot describe how rude it is for a few people walking on a sidewalk and when they are met by an individual who is traveling in the opposite direction to refuse to move or accommodate the other person, causing them to either completely stop or the option of walking into the street. It is equally disturbing to see violence in public, whether this may be verbal or physical abuse. Too often, people are witnessed screaming at each other. Too often, parents are witnessed miss-treating or abusing their children in public. It is common these days to see groups of individuals at the local malls who are so confrontational that they are looking for ways to express their anger and violence. It is trendy for many young girls and women to dress in provocative ways; this tends to advertise that they want to be treated like the women in the Hip-hop music videos, as objectified women. These are things we can easily observe in our modern-day society, which clearly displays that good manners, etiquette, and protocol have been lost. What is more disconcerting is these bad behaviors tend to occur even with friends, now. Kindness and fairness should be enjoyed among friends. Therefore, the group shouldn’t abuse the one person with money to pay for every outing and every meal, without gratitude. Apparently it is custom to invite friends over for the day, yet expect the guest to pay for the delivery pizza. What’s even more appalling is when the host keeps the leftovers. If this only happened one time, it would be unfortunate. When this type of bad manners and poor etiquette happens all the time, it is tragic. There is simply no excuse for such displays of poor manners and rude behavior. Most think that Royals alone practice etiquette and protocol, but I assure you nobility is not required.

I hope you learn something from the books I reccomend; otherwise, check yourself into a finishing school.

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Escencial Etiquette

Hey bitches,


don't do this!
It’s lovely to get together with friends and share memories at one’s favorite restaurant. Everyone is laughing, telling stories, and enjoying some great food. All of a sudden, the laughter has faded away. The entire group has become attuned to a series of sounds. They seem to consist of four basic descriptions: smacking, slurping, belching and hacking. Smacking of the lips against smacking of the food, only gets worse when a softer food turns to mush. This sound does diminish over time; however, it’s met by a slurping of a beverage. The type of beverage doesn’t matter, the horrible sound is the same. Almost immediately after the slurping, a loud eruption of belches fills the airwaves. Finally, the sound of hacking takes over the whole room, as if the walls would crack. These offensive sounds are, at first annoying and then they become sickening to one’s appetite. What was once a lovely enjoyable dinner has now become nauseating and repulsive. These sounds seem to have a common point of origin. My dinner guest and I look at each other, eyes wide, then proceed to look toward the source of the sounds.
Obviously, this was a mistake.


This individual, sitting at a near by table, was eating with his mouth open for all to see, causing his lips to smack. He was extending his large food-soiled tongue out to greet every fork-full of food. As he attempted to reach his mouth with the helping of food, he would drop particles back onto his plate. He did not have a napkin in his lap, nor was he sitting upright. He continued to wipe his mouth with his sleeve or the back of his hand. He was sitting squarely on his chair but he was hunched-over the table and his plate. His left arm curved around his plate, as if to guard it. This is always reminiscent of a Neanderthal attempting to protect its food from enemy attack. He only held his fork in his right hand utilizing the tight-fisted, scooping method. His dinning companion quickly attempted to snatch a few French fries from his plate, but was surprised by the low thunderous growls coming from his throat as if gnashing his teeth. As he made this aggressive move towards his companion, we noticed several small food particles flying through the air propelled by his tongue. He slurped and gulped more of his beverage, followed by more belching and hacking. As he smiled at the waiter, he had a massive amount of indistinguishable food stuck between his teeth. Even though, we were all shocked by this horrible spectacle; it was impossible to look away. Not only did this ill-mannered individual ruin the enjoyment of our dinning experience on this occasion, but this type of bad behavior and improper manners tends to happen quite often these days.

As a repulsed individual, I recommend the following.
Love,
Jackie ^_^

Advertising on Blogs, I Need Help!

Hey bitches,


I am so confused right now... configuring ads is not an easy task. Online FAQs can only answer so much. I tried to place some ads to the right of my posts and just below my posts; however, they aren't showing up. Perhaps it is only on my computer, but I can't know for sure. If anyone has some advice, it would be greatly appreciated! Please leave a comment or contact me via Twitter of Facebook. I'm very new to being an Affiliate for advertisements. Also, what do you think of my layout, back round, etc.? I'm been modifying this blog, tweaking it bit by bit but I'm still not happy with it. If you have any advice for me regarding ads and the appearance and functionality of my blog, I will love you forever.

I can't force people to click the ads; yet, I wish to "monetize" my blog. Any advice for turning a funny blog into a profitable website? Like I said, I'm new to this. Thanks :)

Love,
Jackie

The Destruction of Civility

Hey bitches,

"That's For Your Bad Manners" by Niagara
Today was shite. Literally putrid, splattered shite. I walked my size 4 ass up the hill to this little store, asking questions about vending. As a future business owner, I needed to explore options. They were nice; however, it is what happened after I left which turned to shite. I was exiting the store and just closed the door... and there they were, just standing there. Two individuals standing mid-doorway blocking my exit... they remained, doe-eyed no less. I said "Excuse me!" and their response was a mere "... oh." THEY DIDN'T MOVE! Remaining doe-eyed and still blocking my exit, I pushed one of them aside in order to exit the dwelling and THEY WERE OFFENDED? They were offended at my actions, while I was simply trying to leave the fucking store. What has become of our culture, our society? Where have "social graces" gone?  What could have possibly lead us to this shithole?

A hundred years ago, the financially solvent families sent their sons to universities and their daughters to finishing schools. While this definitely seems sexist, it did have some societal benefits to include etiquette, protocol and manners. These standards became the social norms of the time period and were transcended to the rest of society. This is why gentlemen held doors open for ladies, gentlemen always walked on the outside of the sidewalk, and they tipped their hats to ladies passing by with a cordial greeting. Somewhere along the way, these traditional customs of proper etiquette and manners have been lost. Even the very basic etiquette skills including table manners have vanished in current times, one only has to visit a local restaurant to observe these violations. It is argued that basic etiquette should be a necessity in society to prevent the public display of crude sounds, repulsive visuals and other heinous bad manners.

So you see, I am not a bitch out of spite... I'm a bitch out of repulsion.

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Selena Gomez Tattoo | Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

Hey bitches,



I am so confused... who the fuck do these celebrities think they are?

celebuzz.com Selena Gomez New Henna Tattoo
Dear Selena,

Discretion and moderation is a must for those in the public eye... that would be you sweetheart. I can see an S E possibly an L but it kinda looks like a lowercase H, with some stars and shitty dots. If you're going to decorate your skin with fake tattoos/Henna, make it meaningful. I don't know who told you that was Henna, but it's really not. Like no really, it's not. Please see the example below for an authentic celebratory Henna design by a dude in fucking India.





This is Henna!
National Geographic Henna Hand, India, 1996






Everyone listen up, Madonna "Loathes Hydrangeas"... because it's not enough to parade around with a fake British accent you've created for yourself, humbly receiving a gift from a loyal fan is too much to ask. Clearly she's not allergic, otherwise she wouldn't have touched them. What is it with these people? There are countless reports of celebrities acting like the biggest spoiled brats - Mariah Carrey and Katey Perry to name a few. I will never understand how they can get away with being so inconsiderate.
What the hell, Madonna?


Love,
Jackie ^_^

5 Ways Strategic Planning is Like Blogging | BloggersCompete

Hey bitches,


I decided to submit my blog to BloggersCompete.com so I could enter blogging competitions. I was really excited to read the confirmation email from the owner of BloggerCompete, my blog was accepted! Accepting a blog like mine is rare, since they usually feature technology and marketing blogs. I am grateful, thank you.

The contest I'm entering in is called "5 ways ______ is like ______."
Here are the official rules:

"Replace the first blank with anything you want and replace the second blank with either blogging or something related to blogging/entrepreneurship/SEO/SEM/internet marketing/affiliate marketing."

"Winner will be determined on a point system. A score will be given out of 50 for the quality of the post and that will result in points. For example a 40/50 will result in 40 points. Each Facebook like, tweet and +1 gives you a point each. Every comment on your post gives you 1 point each. The entry with the highest number of points will win this contest."

I've chosen to write about my methods of becoming a blogger using strategic planning.

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5 ways strategic planning is like blogging.



1.  The intent (plan) of any good blogging site is to communicate a specific topic.

To start a blog, one must decide on the subject matter. The subject and quality of content will determine the fan-base and it's growth. Even in our busy lives, we still find time to read a review, a list of facts or simply the opinions of others online. However, most of us do not have the time of day for online emo diaries found on sites like LiveJournal. Perhaps this is why hosting sites such as Blogger, WordPress and Tumblr have recently dominated. Each post should have a goal, a plan to communicate to fans or new visitors.

2.  The writer for the “Jackie” blog designs the daily/weekly post in a strategic manor to meet the objective (plan).

The goal of Jackie At The Mall is to entertain. However, keeping an audience interested is one of the most difficult objectives of an entertainer. This happens to be even more difficult for the medium of blogging. The subject of each post must be luring; yet, the content (pictures, words and video) must be witty for the limited time and patience of online readers today. The truth is, people don't want to read eight paragraphs regardless of the subject matter. The content must be concise, simple and right to the point. Whether a blogger is recommending a new camcorder or if a blogger is simply poking fun at modern-day culture, it must follow a plan in order for readers to "Like" and recommend to their friends on Facebook, Twitter or even link it to their own blog. 

3.  The various articles and photos are purposefully chosen to accentuate the communication plan for the specific topic.

One may write a condensed summary of an article and post it on their blog, thus appealing to those who only have the time and patience for the punch-line. It is perfectly acceptable to borrow a picture used in the article, if the post is properly sited or linked to the site of origin. Using the original site's name in the "keywords" section will also generate traffic. However, people aren't searching for the SparkNotes of CNN.com - summarizing an article without personal creative flare will not generate the traffic numbers the professional blogger is seeking to obtain. As a blogger, one must celebrate the concept of individuality; one must write as an individual.   

4.  The writer for the “Jackie” blog  strategically researches the Interwebs to document objective facts that can be utilized to support and produce subjective opinions; which result in open communication via comments and feedback from the blog site fan-base.    

Research is the core of blogging. The research used for a new post must have a few facts, pictures or videos to prove a point. Otherwise, it is only opinion and subjective opinions of faceless bloggers do not carry any credibility. Even in my celebrity satire blog, I try to include facts, pictures or videos for my audience. I may suggest an individualized opinion on the evidence provided; but ultimately, it is left up to my readers to judge for themselves. Occasionally, I try to push the boundaries and as a result, I have received a few comments on my blog from unhappy readers. Some people took my words wrong and didn't realize the intent was purely humorous-sarcasm; while others have responded in a harsh-tone. Either way, I received a response from my audience. An old boss told me: "If you're not pissing-off at least one person a day, you're not doing your job." Whether it's good or bad, comments are comments.... besides, this is the internet.
DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!

5.  The writer’s intent (plan) for this social media blogging site is to communicate satire and humor for the purpose of entertainment.

Professional Bloggers must never take negative comments seriously. Blogging is mainly for fun and to be entertaining. If one is able to write a successful blog, generate thousands if not millions of views and possibly make some money off of it - that's something to be proud of; especially if the character blog is filled with satire, sarcasm and everything humorous - it's for the lulz, as they say. The next step of my blog would be some kind of web series portraying my character "Jackie", I hope to achieve that goal one day. Becoming a YouTube personality is very difficult, as online viewers are extremely fickle. Online celebritdom is fleeting to say the least, but establishing a website or blog is a medium to promote an individual brand strategy.

If you are so inclined to vote for me, please "Like" my Facebook page, "Recommend" to your friends, click +1, and give me your honest opinion in a comment below. Feel free to ask me questions on Formspring!

Sincerely,
The Creater of Jackie At The Mall

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This article is part of a blogging contest on Bloggers Compete. It is a blogging contest site that lets Bloggers to get paid and promoted. The site is looking for bloggers who want to create contests and engage with bloggers.

Jay-Z Already Has A Son? Beyonce in Denial

Hey bitches,



Beyonces Fiancee Jay-Z Denied His Son



Beyonce is happy to finally be pregnant... I dread the sight of their potential children. Jay-Z is not an attractive man, he scares me! I hope their kids end up looking like her; hopefully, they won't inherit any of his features. Could you imagine a little girl looking like Jay-Z? Eww! That's just wrong! However, it seems Jay-Z already has a son by a "model from Trinidad named Shenelle Scott." Why have we (or at least I) never heard of this? "... Jay-Z paid his Shenelle $1 million to keep him off the birth certificate." according to celebritycatch.tv
Jay-Z's got some explaining to do!







Random Change of Subject!

Studious Sons Shun Showbiz (OKMagazine)




Rob Lowe's kids have absolutely no interest in getting into the Biz... apparently, they don't want to suffer for their father's career. Lately, Rob has been doing a lot for cancer research and teen addictions. Only stars with a dying career get themselves involved with "causes". Sad... however, his kids have enrolled into impressive internships including political science and advanced physics. Their dad might be a loser, but John and Edward Lowe are going to make some serious money one day.








What have we learned? Rob's kids are going to be just fine and Beyonce is consumed by denial.
So much so, Jay-Z and Beyonce are living in an alternate reality. Did you lol yet?


Love,
Jackie ^_^

The Power of Shoes

Hey bitches,



visualphotos.com
We have all come to love Sarah Jessica Parker for her iconic role in Sex and The City as Carrie Bradshaw. Why was she loved by women and gay men of all ages you ask... she was a brilliant columnist and the ultimate shoe hoarding fiend. Speaking of shoes, I've noticed some trends recently. Liam Kyle Sullivan's satirical video titled Kelly Shoes was a hit. It exposed the materialistic world we've come to love, while poking fun at social icons. I would have given my favorite shoe from my left foot for a chance to be in that video. Recently on Ice Loves CoCo, CoCo recorded a song with her hubby Ice-T where she proudly professed "I love my shoes". That song was so heartfelt, I swear she read my mind!


 As seen on E's Ice Loves CoCo



strangecosmos.com


Shoes have had a lot of influence in our personal lives and the entire world. As you may or may not know, I went to Catholic school for years 5-8... I have seen and heard it all, bitches. One day, our class was divided into groups. The groups had a teacher or faculty member as the administrator of each group, they provided topics of discussion and activities for everyone. I just had to be put in the group of fucking losers and posers, not to mention the sad excuse for a human being appointed as our group admin. The admin asked one of the girls in our group a question I will never forget: "So Emma, since everyone has to wear uniforms, how do you judge people?" Emma: "We judge them by their shoes." I know I'm a stone cold bitch, but this is too extreme and simply uncalled for. Could you imagine posers judging you for the shoes you wear? Then again, Emma wore 8 inch stiletto FMP's everyday to school in 7th and 8th grade. I wonder if she got pregnant at 16?





"Homage to Imelda's shoes" BBC


How have shoes influenced the world? In the Philippines, former Philippine First Lady Imelda Marcos, used tax payer money to live like the "rich and famous". While her people were starving and dying, President Ferdinand Marcos and First Lady Imelda Marcos were taking lessons from Marie Antoinette. She reprotedly had 30,000-40,000 pairs of shoes. As you can imagine the people didn't approve of their spending habits, today President Ferdinand Marcos and First Lady Imelda Marcos are in exile. Instead of "Let Them Eat Cake", Imelda implied "Let Them Strut The Catwalk".


Never underestimate the power of shoes.

Love,
Jackie ^_^

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