vegus-trigeminalmonotosis - translation: single facial expression.
(vegus and trigeminal nerves)
Love,
Jackie ^_^
June Allyson: Myth or Reality?
5 hours ago
The Many Faces of Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kristen Stewart and Cameron Diaz.
Hey bitches,
Have you ever noticed how some people have the same facial expressions, no matter what time of day or type of situation... or lack thereof? Here are some examples of famous people with this affliction or as I call it:
vegus-trigeminalmonotosis - translation: single facial expression.
(vegus and trigeminal nerves)
Love,
Jackie ^_^
vegus-trigeminalmonotosis - translation: single facial expression.
(vegus and trigeminal nerves)
Love,
Jackie ^_^
I love Johnny Depp
Hey bitches,
Johnny is at it again, in the film adaptation of the classic "semi-novel" The Rum Diary. I am super excited for this film, it seems fun and different. I'm so intrigued, I almost want to read the book... which is rare, since most stories aren't worth my time. I can't believe I wasted what seemed to be countless hours on Breaking Dawn... I suggest researching books before reading them, that way, you won't get Rick Rolled by Stephanie Meyer.
Love,
Jackie ^_^
Johnny is at it again, in the film adaptation of the classic "semi-novel" The Rum Diary. I am super excited for this film, it seems fun and different. I'm so intrigued, I almost want to read the book... which is rare, since most stories aren't worth my time. I can't believe I wasted what seemed to be countless hours on Breaking Dawn... I suggest researching books before reading them, that way, you won't get Rick Rolled by Stephanie Meyer.
you know the rules, and so do I...Love,
Jackie ^_^
"i feel so ashamed of the way i look"
Hey bitches,
I was looking through the online traffic statistics concerning my blog today, I am deeply troubled by what I found. The stats can tell me almost everything; from the search engine that lead you to find my site, to the exact key words typed in the search box. I was troubled by a certain sentence/phrase of key words searched, they are as follows:
I have no way of knowing who searched this; however, this really ate at me all day long. I don't know who you are, but I wish you peace in your life. It is an important life lesson to learn to love and accept ourselves. After all, how can we love and accept each other, if we cannot love ourselves?
You are beautiful, you are handsome, you are a gift - embrace life. Eat, drink, laugh, love and live. Beauty is of the soul.
For great advice and motivation, please see Undressed Skeleton by Tara and follow her @TaralynnsTweets
Love,
Jackie ^_^
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| borrowed from Undressed Skeleton tumblr. |
"i feel so ashamed of the way i look"
You are beautiful, you are handsome, you are a gift - embrace life. Eat, drink, laugh, love and live. Beauty is of the soul.For great advice and motivation, please see Undressed Skeleton by Tara and follow her @TaralynnsTweets
Love,
Jackie ^_^
LA Ink Canceled?
Hey bitches,
One of my favorite shows, LA Ink, will not return for another season. I'm kinda sad, I really admire Kat Von D as an artist. I will never understand how she dated Jesse (I'm a twatting neo-nazi cow) James; however, she did break up with him. Once I thought Kat's sanity had returned to her, she gets back together with Jesse.... Kat, what are you doing?
This is straight from her:
“In my relationship I never before felt as solid and strong — even though the world said different by all the criticism,” she wrote. “Lost a lot of friends, and even caused turmoil within some of my family members because of the bulls**t the media put out there.”
“Some fans even changed their perception of who they thought I was,”...“never planned on walking away from this relationship, let alone the timing of things.”
Do you think TLC canceled the show because of Jesse? The ratings are down for this season, unofficially due to Jesse's appearance on the show. No one wants to see that neo-nazi twat and perhaps viewers change the channel when Jesse's on screen. Sorry Kat, I wish you the best with life and your career. Your fans still admire your art; however, we will never support Jesse James.
Love,
Jackie ^_^
One of my favorite shows, LA Ink, will not return for another season. I'm kinda sad, I really admire Kat Von D as an artist. I will never understand how she dated Jesse (I'm a twatting neo-nazi cow) James; however, she did break up with him. Once I thought Kat's sanity had returned to her, she gets back together with Jesse.... Kat, what are you doing?
This is straight from her:
“In my relationship I never before felt as solid and strong — even though the world said different by all the criticism,” she wrote. “Lost a lot of friends, and even caused turmoil within some of my family members because of the bulls**t the media put out there.”
“Some fans even changed their perception of who they thought I was,”...“never planned on walking away from this relationship, let alone the timing of things.”
Do you think TLC canceled the show because of Jesse? The ratings are down for this season, unofficially due to Jesse's appearance on the show. No one wants to see that neo-nazi twat and perhaps viewers change the channel when Jesse's on screen. Sorry Kat, I wish you the best with life and your career. Your fans still admire your art; however, we will never support Jesse James.
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| "shhhh I don't want to contribute to nazi-biker stereotypes... buy my Fuhrer Approved™ choppers!" |
Love,
Jackie ^_^
New Puppy!
Hey bitches, I've been away from the interwebs and this is why:
#epicoverloadofcuteness
She is super cute!
Love,
Jackie ^_^
SAY HELLO TO LUCY
#epicoverloadofcuteness
She is super cute!
Love,
Jackie ^_^
Obama's 57 united States of America?
Hey bitches,
How is it, that I only came across this video on 2011?
How is it, that I only came across this video on 2011?
lmao... someone read a type-o on the teleprompter again!
Is Eau Claire one of the 57?
I hate politics, I hate them with a passion. I laughed when they made fun of Bush and I will laugh when they make fun of ANY politician, regardless of left and right. This is funny!
Laugh on, bitches!
Love,
Jackie ^_^
The Cotton Ball Diet & Wigger Wednesday
Hey bitches, here's my new poem!
My best friend Lauren decided she wanted to drop a few pounds to look totally hot in her new dress and she heard that super-models have been loosing weight by eating cotton balls. Lauren thought she'd try it, as a fashion science-experiment. She told me that the models soak the cotton balls in fruit juice and swallow it. Ok, so Lauren being the stone-cold bitch that she is, decided to soak a cotton ball in vodka and tried to choke it down. It made her gag, so she took another one and cut it in half, soaked it in vodka (Grey Goose, of course) and she was able to swallow both halves. She said she felt, like totally, full immediately! She said, "Hey dude you should try this." I replied, "Well, let's just wait." Lauren yelled back at me, "Wait for what? Wait for me to die or something; you're such a fucking bitch!" We both laughed. The next day Lauren swallowed just a half of cotton-ball soaked in vodka and she stated she felt totally full. So, it seemed the fashion science-experience was working.
The next day, Lauren said her stomach was hurting and she couldn't go to the bathroom. She decided to drink some citrus-nitrate to help her system start moving. The article online did state the side affects could be "blockage" OH FUCK, are you kidding me? That's exactly what Lauren didn't want - a bloated stomach and severe pain. She didn't get to wear the dress to the party. She said, "Now I know why you wanted me to try this first! You wanted to see what in the hell it would do to me and you're such a bitch, you got to wear my dress to the party and I didn't even get to go. Thanks for nothing Jackie!" We weren't really laughing now, but hey, it was her choice to try that stupid advice of so-called super models. Needless to say, Lauren was really sick and in abdominal pain for 3 days and it took about a week to feel normal again. I truly felt bad for Lauren and her pain, but I looked stunning in her new dress at the party!
Lesson learned here, kiddies - Do Not Try The Cotton Ball Diet! Do Not Believe The Stupid Stories You Read Online! Just eat right and exercise. That's what I do to look fabulous, bitches.
P.S.
My best friend Lauren decided she wanted to drop a few pounds to look totally hot in her new dress and she heard that super-models have been loosing weight by eating cotton balls. Lauren thought she'd try it, as a fashion science-experiment. She told me that the models soak the cotton balls in fruit juice and swallow it. Ok, so Lauren being the stone-cold bitch that she is, decided to soak a cotton ball in vodka and tried to choke it down. It made her gag, so she took another one and cut it in half, soaked it in vodka (Grey Goose, of course) and she was able to swallow both halves. She said she felt, like totally, full immediately! She said, "Hey dude you should try this." I replied, "Well, let's just wait." Lauren yelled back at me, "Wait for what? Wait for me to die or something; you're such a fucking bitch!" We both laughed. The next day Lauren swallowed just a half of cotton-ball soaked in vodka and she stated she felt totally full. So, it seemed the fashion science-experience was working. The next day, Lauren said her stomach was hurting and she couldn't go to the bathroom. She decided to drink some citrus-nitrate to help her system start moving. The article online did state the side affects could be "blockage" OH FUCK, are you kidding me? That's exactly what Lauren didn't want - a bloated stomach and severe pain. She didn't get to wear the dress to the party. She said, "Now I know why you wanted me to try this first! You wanted to see what in the hell it would do to me and you're such a bitch, you got to wear my dress to the party and I didn't even get to go. Thanks for nothing Jackie!" We weren't really laughing now, but hey, it was her choice to try that stupid advice of so-called super models. Needless to say, Lauren was really sick and in abdominal pain for 3 days and it took about a week to feel normal again. I truly felt bad for Lauren and her pain, but I looked stunning in her new dress at the party!
Lesson learned here, kiddies - Do Not Try The Cotton Ball Diet! Do Not Believe The Stupid Stories You Read Online! Just eat right and exercise. That's what I do to look fabulous, bitches.
P.S.
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