OMG..... did you see the 2011 MTV Movie Awards?
If you didn't, here's what happened........
Not only did they release the official Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 Trailer, something else happened.... something more significant......
Here's the official trailer - watch it 50 times and proceed to read the rest of this article.
Has you heart stopped yet? If not, it will when I'm through with you! Something happened at the MTV Movie Awards... something that is almost sac religious according to Twilight. Something that is NOT HELPING the GAY RUMORS COWBOY-RPATTZ! YOU'VE GONE FULL BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON US!
Here is the evidence....
Robert then proceeds to kiss Taylor on the fucking forehead, and kissed his hand?!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!?
If they were doing this for shock value, it worked..... however, it was a little too shocking. Do you like my gay flag style of WTF!? ... I thought it would be appropriate for this, not to mention sad and disturbing.
Also, Rob was very rude towards Reese Witherspoon. He went on and on, in an awkward fashion, telling everyone about their first job together. Reese stared in Vanity Fair, and Rob played her son in the movie. Apparently his bit was cut out for some reason; however, Rob was determined to put the blame on Reese. He said clear as day: “I didn’t cut you, but I did f— you,”
^turn up the volume^
Have fun with your gay Robert on Taylor flashbacks and nightmares!
Love,
Jackie ^_^
3 comments:
Kissing someone on the forehead is gay? LOL not really.
And faggot is a very offensive word, are you homophobic?
@SarahFrancesYoung: This is clearly a blog filled with satire. Don't take anything seriously, it's all a joke.
Most people enjoy comedians, as they portray various aspects of life, which can include the media, politics, religion, and cultures. It is not always funny, nor is it always received in the same comedic light, as it was intended. However, the intent is to make people laugh. There are many comedians who love to make fun of their families and their particular culture. There are comedians who enjoy bathroom-humor &/or sex humor; in which we all know it is intended to be funny. When it is received by an audience, it can be taken in the same light it was intended and people will laugh; other times it is not received in the same comedic light as it was intended and people are offended.
On the other hand, there are people out there who just want to be OFFENDED ALL THE TIME! If you are one of these individuals, then, this blog site is not for you. It is clear to me reading through the blog posts by Jackie that her comedic intent is crystal clear and that none of it should be taken seriously. It's just a bit of silliness, really. It's just for fun.
I would like to leave you with an excellent word in French: Aprofondment - roughly translated ~ play easy in the deep. In English this might translate further to take it easy and maybe even chill a bit, ok people?
Thanks for reading.
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